Introduction: Call Me Shameless

Mmm...I've always found intros a little redundant, but I guess I'll respect the ethics due to the amount of respect that I have a few leading members. So I'll just start with a few questions that I'm usually asked by stalkery internet folks.

1) Yes... I am sarcastic as hell, opinionated, and most certainly a giant ****. Yes, you read that right. I am a physical, walking, talking, typing, giant ****. Balls and all.

2) My gender is: Potato. Yes, you read that right. I am a physical, walking, talking, typing, giant potato. Brown skin and all.

3) I may meow and meep randomly, at random times, with no intent on attention seeking...however, do not take this the wrong way. I am not a cat, and I am not a roadrunner. I am, in fact, a glow stick. Why? Because I'm so white I glow in the dark.. So yes, I am a physical, walking, talking, typing multicolored plastic tube that lights up only during the night.

4) My main deck is Zombies. Why? Well...this'll probably only be the real answer to this question. The reason why I like zombies, is because I like odd decks that people don't really use, that have a ENORMOUS amount of potential to fight against the meta. But this didn't really start out until the creation and perfection of a deck called SynchronFish, which is an idea I stole from a person named: D.D. Eatos..... So, the reason why I like Zombies, is because of an Asian's inspiration to my genuine creativity and horrid insanity.



And that's all you really need to know about me.

I like you. I like you a lot. Just for all that. We need, to like, talk and stuff. We have so much in common it's scary (minus the deck favorite). Right down to referring to my gender as "potato", although you guys won't hear it was much.

Just... Holy carp.

Nice to meet ya Shameless :3 Lrycial here. Hope we'll chat soon

Whelp...I've got two slifer stalkers, and some party I didn't know existed that I apparently have to join.....

As long as murder happens, I guess.

*breathes heavily behind shameless*