Corrupt their wish!

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Corrupt their wish!

This is a posting game thread,the rules of this game are simple you wish a wish and the person below you grant it but with a twist,a bad twist.

example:

person 1:i wish i had a hamburger right now
person 2: granted,but your hamburger is made of insect meat o.o...... i wish i lived in a luxury home
person 3: granted but your luxury home just went on fire........i wish i had enough money to buy an icecream
and so on.

you can wish anything from being a dragon to buying an icecream!

DESTROY their wishes as far as you can!

ENJOY!

this is not my idea.

Granted, but now your uglier

I wish the moon was bigger

Granted. But now the sun never comes up......I wish I had a lifetime supply of cake

Granted but all the cake is spoiled.
I wish I caught all the pokemon.

Granted but they would all break free when you tried catching them with a pokeball.

I wish I could eat all the kandy in the world

Granted, but the only candy left when you start is black licorice.

I wish I could live in Equestria

Granted But you would have to work as a janitor in a public bar

I wish I could be rich along with my bro

Granted, but all your money is fake. I wish I had Air treks

Granted but you accidently buy the fake chinese ones

I wish for a better computer

Granted but it only 2 gb of space.....I wish I had ironmans suit

granted but the iron man suit is made in china

I wish I was able to live in kandy land

Granted, but when you eat the candy, you will turn into candy and peppermint larry will sell you in the Candy barrel to be eaten. (Spoiler: That is why none has ever been reported to reach candy land because they all turn into candy. Peppermint larry is actually the one who design that island to trick adventurers to meet their doom - Yeezus)

I wish I had all the hot, sexy foreign babes

~dam. If that candy island thing is true. *mind blown

Anyways, granted, but they all have every single STD so all you can do is stare.

I wish I was I had a badass sidekick.

Granted But he will steal all your love interest from you....I wish I was yami

Granted but you lost the heart of the cards

I want Graduate school soo badly

Granted, but you were kicked out on your first day.
I wish I could be the very best like no one every was.

Granted but you have a terrible odor of dog poop so no one will admire you or your awesome. I wish i was scott pilgrim

Done you're now Scott Pilgrim but the downside is you've crossed the all the crime lords of the world and are now hunted.

I wish life was more fun.

granted it is so much fun you went insane
i wish i could sleep with the hottest models on the planet!