Corrupt their wish!

Corrupt their wish!

This is a posting game thread,the rules of this game are simple you wish a wish and the person below you grant it but with a twist,a bad twist.

example:

person 1:i wish i had a hamburger right now
person 2: granted,but your hamburger is made of insect meat o.o...... i wish i lived in a luxury home
person 3: granted but your luxury home just went on fire........i wish i had enough money to buy an icecream
and so on.

you can wish anything from being a dragon to buying an icecream!

DESTROY their wishes as far as you can!

ENJOY!

this is not my idea.

I wish for world domination

Granted, but your world will cease to exist in three days.

I wish I had a penguin.

[Also, correct that typo in title pls.]

Granted, but your penguin will kill your family
i wish i had a lion

Granted, but the lion will kill YOU.

I wish I were a purple kangaroo.

Granted, but you won't be able to hop around!

I wish I were a charizard.

granted, but your pokemon trainer forgets you in his pc.

I wish they'd release a machine that allowed you to go into virtual worlds and live in that reality

Granted, but you would develop an illness that prevents you from using said machine.

I wish people would all die.

Granted, but you are also categorize as people, so you die also.

I wish I had a real life Red-Eyes B. Dragon.

Granted, but you will meet your end at its jaws.

I wish I had moar guinea pigs.

Granted but now you have so many they made a revolution on you and you died.

i wish i could play more tennis

Granted, but every time you feel the urge to, you will be caught in a torrential downpour.

I wish I was more Asian.

Granted, but there will be a disease that kills all Asians
i wish i had wings and could fly

granted, but you cant land

I wish I had an identical twin that was born 1 hour and 38 minutes before me, making us have seperate birthdays =O

Granted, but you two will always share the same day as your birthday party to save time and money. Also, your twin will be more handsome than you making you the "ugly twin"

I wish I were God

Granted, but you're constantly having to deal with people whine about their lives and people complaining about how you never do anything and all your spare time is spent judging people at the gates of heaven because there are no angels.

I wish I eas the main character in skyrim with all the dlc and all the game mechanics were the same (I.E. I respawn whenever I die and I can just break all the laws and then load my previous save file so that stuff never happened but i can remember it)

granted, but you cant log out and your trapped inside of a dragon's stomach with no ways out (no weapons)

i wish could spawn swords out of my hand (on command)

Granted but the swords cut you each and every time you summon them

I wish i lived in the world of Yu-Gi-Oh

Granted, but there will be no girls
i wish i could control lightning

Granted, but you can only direct it at yourself.

I wish I could be good at YuGiOh. ;C

Granted but you quit yugioh
I wish i could have a Orange

granted, but your orange will be poisned
i wish i could control water

granted, but you will always be wet (hue hue hue)
I wish i could be a Creator

Granted, but you create the thing that kills you.

I wish I could see 007...

granted *quickly flashes a picture of him off my phone*
I wish i can sing