Corrupt their wish!

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Corrupt their wish!

This is a posting game thread,the rules of this game are simple you wish a wish and the person below you grant it but with a twist,a bad twist.

example:

person 1:i wish i had a hamburger right now
person 2: granted,but your hamburger is made of insect meat o.o...... i wish i lived in a luxury home
person 3: granted but your luxury home just went on fire........i wish i had enough money to buy an icecream
and so on.

you can wish anything from being a dragon to buying an icecream!

DESTROY their wishes as far as you can!

ENJOY!

this is not my idea.

Granted everyone on earth is I need to go recruit thus peaceful.

I wish I had a new gun >:3

Granted, But the same thing happened to your new gun that happen to your old one(?)

I wish for....more wishs?

Granted! *turns you in to genie slave that can grant any wish except wishes for yourself*

I wish to be sexy   

Granted, But you become so sexy, everyone will try to mate with you and youll die of suffocation

I wish for a peach

granted, but someone licked it all over.

I wish for nothing

Granted *drops you in empty outer space where nothing exist*

I wish I was a better duelist.

granted but you are a better duelist for a card game no one plays.

I wish to be CEO of Flargle Industries.

Granted but they decide you're a tyrant and set you on fire before killing you via public execution.

I wish the sky was more blue.

Granted, but now it's always night time.

I wish there was a fish covering Antarctica.

Granted! A second giant monster fish has rose from the ocean and now spans across antartica trying to find and crush and eat you.

I wish life was more fun

Wish I was in ra

You didn't grant my wish but I'll grant yours!

Granted! You can be in ra but you have to be a human love servant

My wish again. I wish life was more fun.

Granted. Your life becomes the "F.U.N." Song as in spongebob, but the lyrics taken dirty. (I'm sorr I had to.)

I wish that this bad luck spell of mine would go away.

Thanks I finally get some action!

Granted! You have so much good luck a person kills you to steal your luck.

I wish I had a sandwich

Granted, But its poison

I wish for sleep

your wish is granted now you can get sleep,oh I didn't see your post Rip. I wish for dragon deck

Granted you get a great dragon deck but the dragons are real and eat people.

I wish I had a sword.

you wish is granted now you have a sword but the sword has powers, I wished I had icecream vanilla

Granted but the ice cream contain human breast milk with the AIDS virus.

I wish I was hotter (I know this one will come back to bite me)

Granted now you hotter but have longer hair. I wish for a new outfit

Granted but the nice new outfit is made from weaved human hair.

I wish I was more amazing.

Granted, but now everyone hates you and throw rocks at you when you go into public. Awesome, right?

I wish XDA had hundreds of new members.

Granted, but they are all trolls that just post comments about how they are the best duelist and everyone else is wrong.

I wish I had super speed.

Granted, but you have to run naked everywhere you go........I wish I had my own zanpakuto

Granted, but you zunpakto becomes curropt and rebells.

I wish I was more sweet.