Corrupt their wish!

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Corrupt their wish!

This is a posting game thread,the rules of this game are simple you wish a wish and the person below you grant it but with a twist,a bad twist.

example:

person 1:i wish i had a hamburger right now
person 2: granted,but your hamburger is made of insect meat o.o...... i wish i lived in a luxury home
person 3: granted but your luxury home just went on fire........i wish i had enough money to buy an icecream
and so on.

you can wish anything from being a dragon to buying an icecream!

DESTROY their wishes as far as you can!

ENJOY!

this is not my idea.

Granted, but you can only do those opera (thingies)
I wish Thought was a girl!?

granted, but you have to pay for the surgery

I wish I could build a deck w/ only 35 cards in it and an endless extra deck

granted, but you cant summon from your extra
i wish i could travel in time

Granted, But you can only travel to see guys
I wish i could stop being bullied on

granted but you are now a guy with a harry potter tatoo i wish i could have yu gi oh gx season 4 dubbed

Granted, but the dubber is a gangster so it just raps everything
I wish that a wish would come true

granted but each wish including this will cost ya an organ
i wish i had a tub of ketchup

granted, but the tub of ketchup will fall through your floor and kill you
i wish for world peace :3

Granted, but there is hate
I wish for a potato

granted, but the potato has a bomb inside and will explode when you move
i wish i could control fire

Granted, but you may only burn the things you love
I wish that the world was clear

granted *everything around you disappears* u must live alone in this empty world for all eternity
i wish that peanut butter didnt exist

granted, but everything will taste like peanut butter
i wish i could breathe under water

Granted but fishes are attracted to you
I wish for more greens

granted, but everything will be green and it will be the same shade of green
i wish i could see through walls

Granted, but you cannot turn the power off so you constantly run into walls you don't see.
I wish I could bring back the dead and completely control them.

granted but you can only do it once and it will only last a second

i wish i cud see through clothing ;D

Granted but you cannot turn the power off and it only works on old men. (You poor poor soul lol)

I wish I knew all the martial art styles in history.

granted, but thats all you know
i wish i could have a sword with me at all times

Granted but you can never take it off and it's always dull.
(Nice twist on my wish lol)
I wish I had a pet dog who could speak English perfectly.

granted, but your dog will eat you and your family
i wish i could speak all languages

Granted but you become cursed with a horrible stutter so no one can understand you.

I wish I was immortal.

granted, but you will be the last living thing left on earth that is on fire
i wish i could control space

Granted but you lose your mind in return.

I wish I had a giant robot =D (I'm making this too easy XD)

granted, but the robot will explode and kill you
i wish i had a monkey