Continue the Story!

First topic message reminder :

The game is simple. Each person writes three words in order to continue a story. The story can be as bizarre or nonsensical as possible. It can range from a walk in the park to magical hot dogs flying blueberry chariots into Neptune. Just make sure the story DOES NOT END!

Ex.
Person A: One day, a
Person B: ...magical puppy dog...
Person C: ...ran out of...
Person A: ...its purple doghouse...

...and so on.

Got it? No? Too bad.

I'll start the story: One stormy afternoon...

...because a green...

elf is gay

... and he was forced to be exiled

until chuck norris

... decided he had to die, and they had a epic fight, when a nuclear bomb went off...

...which killed a...

... deer ...

or so they thought...

... that it was alive...

(lol u really want that deer dead huh ^^)
...which it was... ;P

... Then deer came alive...

and ate everyone

then a kid fell from a tree

...after a bus...

crashed into the pond

and

exploded

... kaboom, everything went

...black until Timmy...

...saved the world...

and then died

So then Alex

raged at everyone

to avenge his

purple donkey named...